I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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