Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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