Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Everything about him screamed your future.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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