am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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