is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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