So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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