I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
