I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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