Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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