they need to just BURY HIM!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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