if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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