I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
