Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I want to stick my p in your. b.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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