yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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