Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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