they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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