We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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