did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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