we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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