Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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