If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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