In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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