Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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