Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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