just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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