it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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