What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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