She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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