: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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