Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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