I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
