kristin has been a bad kristin
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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