So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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