i just google imaged poop.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
