How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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