Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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