Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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