You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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