Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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