Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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