Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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