I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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