i would punch a child for taco bell
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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