Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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