Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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