you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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