did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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