Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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