this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
