told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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