I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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