i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
there's paper in my vomit.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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