haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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