you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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